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A place where you throw food at unsuspecting customers.
"Yeah, I went to the restaurant to throw food at my mom, and that's how she died from a spoon to the face"
26👍 35👎
A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.
Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.
There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.
159👍 -9👎
People who fake or exaggerate veteran's status for perks such as discounts, free meals and prestige.
Look at the restaurant Rambo over there, wearing Walmart camouflage to get a free meal.
The bred in gene of gooks in which they have to have a restaurant, even if it means going bankrupt or puts a strain on other business endeavors or relationships.
"That crazy bitch has the restaurant gene. I'm outta here.
371👍 30👎
Subconsciously drinking water at a restaurant while the waiter refills the glass, resulting in a continuous need to use the bathroom throughout the meal.
This is most often seen in nervous people on first dates
Joe: I drank so much water before she arrived! And when she did, I had to leave to go to the bathroom four times during dinner! She probably thinks I'm so weird...
Steve: don't worry man, you were just suffering from the restaurant effect. It could have happened to anyone!
When you are starving but upon arrival to the eating establishment you find yourself not as hungry or full.
Peter - "Jill why haven't you eaten any of your food I thought you were starving?"
Jill - "I was but I'm restaurant hungry"
Peter "Ok get a to go box"
Pulling into a restaurant parking lot, and sending a passenger into the restaurant to find out the wait time for a table while the driver sits in the car.
Driver: Do some restaurant recon to see if they can seat us tonight.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.