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A stud, generally clear, used to hold open so as not to be seen by others
If you were going to apply for a job (most job managers don't want peirced employees.), and you have a nose piercing, you could use a piercing retainer in the place of your nose ring... not to noticable, unless close in each others face.
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When a male has multiple females ready to talk, hang out with, but most importantly... fuck. Usually this phrase will be used when a guy is successfully playing the field and scoring a lot of bitches snapchats from the bars.
Hell yeah brother, I’ve got some bitches on retainer right now!
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The device, a.k.a. underwear, that retains the cock
At the club my cock retainer prevented a full boner.
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1) Someone who gives a blowjob while still having his or her retainer in.
2) A preteen who engages in early sex because preteens are notorious for having braces.
Jeff is such a Retainer Banger I got a blowjob with plastic.
Mike is such a Retainer Banger his is only 15!
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When you put your retainer in after an extended period of time and, although it's a bit painful, feels so, so good.
After not wearing his retainer for 3 weeks, Ron noticed his teeth were beginning to ache and separate. That night, he put his retainer in and felt instant retainer relief.
(adj)(v) to speak as if one had a retainer in their mouth which in turn causes all "s" sounds to be pronounced from the back of the mouth with the tongue never touching the front teeth...resulting in a gathering of spit for a modified "sh" sound, possibly showering the recipient of the retainer voice in the speakers spit. often embellished for comical effect by using key terms such as geez louise gosh and shucks.
1. (sh)ally (sh)ure is(h) (sh)uper p(sh)yched (sh)e (sh)ells (sh)ea (sh)ells by the (sh)andy (sh)ea (sh)ore.
2. Do you know what would make that story actually funny, repeat in your retainer voice.
3. Man, I hope he doesnt think any less of me after hearing my retainer voice.
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A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.
My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.