reward points

What you use to obtain free merchandise.

Shaun, look at the free chairs we just got from using our reward points. It is a good thing they didn't cost us anything.

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Median Reward

me·di·an - re·ward
ˈmēdēən - rəˈwôrd
_adjective_
1. A reward obtained at the midpoint of an assignment or a particularly unpleasant task. This reward (which generally consists of something sweet) serves the following significant purposes:

a) retrospective: providing the individual with a feeling of satisfaction for the percentage of assignment completed and

b) providing the individual with extra motivation to complete the remaining portion of the assignment

I need a median reward or I'll never finish this essay 😭

Risk Reward

A procedure or task that is very risky or difficult, but has the potential to pay off.

Bro 1: That girl wants to hook up with me tonight man.
Bro 2: Sneak out dude, totally worth it.
Bro 1: I could get in serious trouble, like no car for a month.
Bro 2: I don't know man, risk reward.

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Reward Pellets

Physical objects (usually food) given to simple minded creatures to motivate them in completing menial tasks.

The lab monkey will recieve 5 reward pellets once it learns to not throw fecies at bypassers.

reward child

The child a parent gets, having raised it completely correct. A reward child is usually not identified before its teenage years.

She was smart, funny and very kind, a reward child to her parents; So unlike her selfish and unpleasant siblings.

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your reward

male ejaculate; splooge; jizz; cum; etc.

When I was close to orgasm I asked her, "Where would you like your reward?"
My friend asked me what I spilled on the mouse pad and I said, "Oh, that's your reward."

Microsoft rewards

A very racist rewards site. You can get more points based on which country you are. In America you can get a lot of points. In any other European country other than Germany you get shit

Microsoft rewards is racist

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