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To reduce something (or someone) to ribbon-like pieces.
"Sir Biznatch took his greatsword and ribbonated the opposing army."
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An essential item to the life of a girl who is remotely self respecting. Ribbons are spotted mostly in private schools, but primarily Walt Whitman High School in Bethesda Maryland. Popular colors or styles are pinked, green, polka-dotted, and striped.
Girl 1: OMG let's go to Bruce's!
Mom: Are you doing an art project?
Girl 2: NO! We need ribbons!
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Alternate slang term for National Defense Service Medal (see also gedunk ribbon)
Described by a drill instructor in the sixties: "The firewatch ribbon is red for the blood you never shed, blue for the water you never crossed, white for the eyes of the enemy you've never seen, and yellow for the reason why."
What happens when a woman stains her thong with a moist, juicy, liquid filled fart.
I was gonna do Chadra last night, until I found her Rusty Ribbon.
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ribbon burner is a type of gas burner that shoots flame straight up as apposed to an inshot burner that shoots flame horizontally these burners are natural draft burners requires no fan to work are used in older furnaces and heaters also on ovens grills and other appliances
customer what type of burners are these on my furnace they shoot flame straight up and theres no draft inducer fan
furnaceman these burners on your furnace are are ribbon burners natural draft burners they shoot flame straight up and require no draft inducer fan to work
customer i did not realize that pretty awesome
furnaceman now you know how ribbon burners work
A satirical response to the commercialization of the "ribbon" phenomenon (i.e. Pink for breast cancer, yellow for the troops). It means:
"Eat shit, motherfucker".
It was proposed by George Carlin
Haven't we gone far enough with this different colored ribbons for different causes? Every cause has it's own color; red for AIDS, pink for breast cancer. I got a brown ribbon. Know what it means? "Eat shit, motherfucker!"
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The effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.
Marshall: Man! My dad is such a dope!
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.