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Hey I’ll give Steve a Seth richey special for the movie ticket
second guitarist in the manic street preachers. couldnt play for shit, but was the groups lyricist. he walked out of his london hotel room on the first of feb 1995, never to be seen again. no body has been found. family declined to officially declare him as dead.
listen to the manic street preachers!
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A sorry excuse for a "city" that is located on Florida's west coast, twenty miles north of Clearwater. This hellhole is comprised of retirees, sluts and white trash. Recreational activities include going to Wal-Mart Supercenter (there are two), going to redneck bars, or going to Tampa. New Port Richey will ruin you if you stay for too long.
New Port Richey: If the drivers don't kill you, the sun will!
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New Port Richey is a suburban city in Florida, north of Tampa and south of Orlando. It holds the world record for more elderly people per square mile than any other city in the United States, most of which are from New York state. For one to live there is like dancing to no music.
We were looking for a nice place to live, but instead we found New Port Richey.
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"Port Richey Punch" is what old people make to scam waitresses out of tips in New Port Richey. They order a glass of water with a slice of lemon, then proceed to add every bag of sugar on the table to make lemonade.
Old lady: "I'll just have a glass of water. With lemon, please."
Waitress: Fuck you and your port richey punch makin' ass.
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Birthplace of Nathan Explosion, the lead singer for the fictional death metal band Dethklok.
it sucks in New Port Richey
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City on the West Gulf Coast full of retirees, crackheads, and weirdos. New Port Richey is full of hillbillies and dirty shacks. People don't mow their lawns, rednecks everywhere, high housing prices, and no jobs. This is home to some of the worst drivers in the world. Also known as "New Port Nasty" and "New Port Nowhere." This place is full of scrub hillbillies.
New Port Richey is full of hillbillies, white-trash, gangster wannabees, no decent paying jobs, and kids with no education who can't read.
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