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A former Pennsylvania senator running in the republican presidential primary who is currently under attack from vicious, immature, despicable internet haters because of some legitimate political positions he holds regarding conservatism.
Rick Santorum is a presidential candidate whose beliefs about America represent more than half of the population.
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1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass.
2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards."
2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
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The more you learn about someone and spend time with them, the less you like them.
Janet: So, how was your date last night?
Valerie: It was ok, it's our 20th date, and I liked him way better when I barely knew him.
Janet: He had a Rick Santorum Effect on you.
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