The Darren Brown Dandenong Road Ringwood is the act of sucking a homeless mans penis while massageing the area around his arsehole with oiled up fingers
Biggest and most respected drug dealer on the East Coast. Has sexy hair and is extremely greasy. Has a massive penis and fornicates with many women. Also is an undefeated UFC fighter.
Guy: You know Dylan Ringwood?
Other Guy: Yo he is fucking crazy
A shitty ass town with alot of parties. Filled with nasty trump supporters and daddys money bitches .the freshman think there cool and have mommy drop them off in the woods to drink truly's and hoe around. Everyone parties on this dumb rock in the middle of the woods in erskine. And people there pretend they are wealthy when in reality they aren't. There are like 5 people total who actually have money and the people who live there like to call the cops on kids who hang out at the end of the street for fun. i feel bad for you if your from there. If you live in ringwood you most likely go to lakeland high school home of weed and hot chicks.
" where are you from?"
"ringwood nj"
"oh no i feel bad for you"