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in this day, everyone is allowed to slash furries and faggots in pieces and avoid jail. The days that this is allowed is the whole June month, every day that has a 6 in it (for instance, 6th october or 16th december) and on furries day.
YOU FUCKING FURRY DOGSHIT MOTHERFUCKERS. ITS RIP AND TEAR - DAY
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The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.
End result: Bloody stool & burning anus
Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!
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The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child
“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”
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