risky

usually a name given to a dumb ass horse.

that retard risky needs to be beaten with a crutch.

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risky risky wiggy wigi

This is an emergency

Chae: Risky Risky Wiggy Wigi This is an Emergency
Dubu: Help me, Help me Somebody Help me ‘cause I know I Can’t Stop Me

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risky text

a message you spent the whole day thinking about how you're going to type it then you can't get yourself to press send. after you press send you feel the urge to smash your phone or shoot yourself.

oh shit I should not have sent that risky text

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risky shift

When someone is masturbating with one hand for an extensive period of time, then quickly changes to other hand without missing a stroke in order to avoid cramping of hands.

I was beating off last week and my left hand got tired, so I made a risky shift to my right hand.

risky fart

When one is unsure if the abdominal pressure one is about to release will come out in gaseous form, solid form or some combination of the two, this is described as a 'risky fart', due to the certain degree of danger in the release (the risk that you might follow through).

Curries and other spicy foods are a prime cause of risky farts.

Whew, that was a great curry last night. It caused a few risky farts today though.

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Risky Running

When a game of risk has resulted in a 4 way stalemate and there is only one way to decide the ultimate winner; after taking a shot of your preferred alcohol you strip of all your clothes and run down to the nearest McDonalds and back screaming "Ore ga ooki chinpo ga aru" (meaning I have a large penis in Japanese).

"Did you see that guy risky running to McDonalds screaming he has a big dick?"

risky beans

Phrase used to describe a hazardous situation

Kayla- "let's go to te Nickelback concert."

Bubba- "That's risky beans.."

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