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a prescription drug that is used for ADHD. it is also used to treat daytime drowsiness,and chrnic fatigue, etc. many people often abuse it and use it as a drug to get high which can lead to many bad side effects difficulty sleeping, hallucinations, stomach ache, changes in blood pressure, diarrhea, lack of hunger (anorexia, eg.)
- Yo my cousin was usin' ritalin and she is skinny as heck! She doesnt eat anything and throws up a lot.
- man i used to take ritalin to get high and it wuz the best feeling in the world...until i crashed and got messed up.
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Ritalin makes kids act like lab rats - more compliant, more willing, and able to obey adult commands. Ritalin inhibits exploration, spontanaeity, and overall interest in the environment. It also induces repetitive, meaningless behaviours such as rhythmic head movements, pacing and chewing, picking or rubbing the body.
Over time ritalin will cause drug-induced brain malfunction.
Ritalin is most commonly used for making children obsessed with meaningless robotic activities.
Rodney: There ain't no way in hell you're putting my son on Ritalin -- but I'll take some. How much for five dollars? Let me get a small bag.
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perscribed to people with "a.d.h.d." and is probably the most fun drug you can get with a perscription seeing as its watered down speed. If your going to use it recriationally over time the high will last allot shorter and youll want more almost instantly,pretty much non addictive.
little tommy: gosh my new pills are great fun to snort!
(3 months later)
tommys mom: huh thats funny we just got a new bottle of ritalin if tommys seen it...
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Methylphenidate based brand named stimulant medication primarily for the treatment of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)/ADD. Often given to children on the advice of elementary school teachers due to restless and disruptive behavior they exhibit in the classroom. It is thought to help them sit still and pay attention. The drug is akin to Cocaine, but lasts a bit longer. Therefore, it is often abused by people who want to lose weight or succeed in school. Often causes Insomnia and Anxiety. Most doctors prescribe Ritalin to those who have ADHD so that they can just shut their patients up. Often helps at least 70% of people who have the disorder.
Teacher: Why are you being so disruptive, did you forget to take your Ritalin this morning?
Student: Yeah, I forgot. Sorry.
Teacher: Thought so. I may have a few in my desk somewhere. Try to remember next time.
College Student: I can't go to this class at 8:30 in the morning! Mad early.
Friend: Dude, just take a Ritalin and wash it down with coffee. You'll be good.
The next day
College Student: Dude, that Ritalin is amazing! I was able to exercise, do my laundry, and get to class on time.
Friend: Yeah, let's get wasted now!
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The tight-knit groups of academic high-achievers who owe some or all of their accomplishments to illicit use of Adderall (Ritalin). Very common in prestigious universities.
"Know where I can get some oxy?"
"I'd recommend asking one of the ritalin mafia guys. They know the right doctors."
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The time period before and during finals when everyone is frantically studying all that shit they didn't pay attention to in class, usually with the help of perscription ADHD medicine. During this time the black market value of such drugs increases as students discover how scarce the drugs have become, with everyone denying their own secret stash as they search for more.
"Yo you got any ritalin bro?"
"Naw, sorry, it's the ritalin rush, ya know"
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electronic devices given to children - I-pods, cell phones, DVDs in cars, X-Box, Play Station, Nintendo, etc - to keep them quiet & busy - can range from a blessing to a curse
"Honey, did you bring the electronic ritalin? This is going to be a twelve hour drive"
"Yes the boys picked out a dozen DVDs and brought their I-Phone chargers"
"Now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again"
"What do we do when the DVDs run out? Listen to their stories and fall in love with them again"
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