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An amazing small furry creature of Mexican decent; also a complement
ie. Aren't you a cute little Rito
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An item rolled in a tortilla, usually a mut, cock or bur.
Josh would love a cok-rito. Or Tim makes good bur-ritos.
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A term for an English teacher. Not hateful. Just another way of saying English teacher.
James called his teacher Mrs. Rito, cause he was in English.
When you eat those good Doritos and you get the energy of a thousand Gods becoming unstoppable.
Joe put the skid steer away and let me lift that gurder, I just ate a family size bag and have that rito strength surging through me.
"Rito ce pula mea?!" is a phrase commonly used by silver peakers in League of Legends when they can't admit to their own fault and blame the company riot games for their unfortune. This phrase is found greeting scenarios like :
-presumably unfair leveling system
-encountering smurfs
-presumably playing only against broken champions
Budus: "Coaie sa mor io iara ii cu 2 lvl peste mine deci io nu mai suport coaie ce-i asta, Rito ce pula mea?!
Toti: "Man invata cum funcioneaza lvling system-u"
A rito is a womanly man who cries in the face of adversity but claims he’s from the streets. An emasculated rat who stabs his friends in the back to make their shitty existence seem worthwhile until Karma catches up
And they get hit by a bus or something wild.
This little Rito talked tough until he got punched in the mouth by someone in the crowd, and then he ran to security crying for help screaming “I need protection from the men”
An action where a man and a woman are having sex on the woman’s period and the woman makes the man pull his dick out of her pussy and then she gets on top of him and bleeds out of her pussy and diareahs and throws up in his mouth!
I was fucking my girl and then she took a huge rito on me