to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").
Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.
Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.
Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!
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Rhyming slang derived from the word shitter to describe an anal opening.
i did your mum up the ritter last night...
that mop bucket smells like a ritter!
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The very talented lead singer/bassist of the All American Rejects. His voice could quite possibly crush a million hearts simultaneously. Yes, that amazing.
Full name: Tyson Jay Ritter
Birth date: April 24, 1984
Birth place: Stillwater, Oklahoma
If it was possible, I would marry Tyon Ritter's voice.
Have you seen Tyson Ritter's eyes? *faints*
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an actor who played Jack Tripper on Threes Company
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Name of famous 1930's singing cowboy now rhyming slang for "shitter"
I bet she takes it up the Tex Ritter
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