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To receive oral sex while driving, shortly after you come and she is about to pull away, you hit her in the head to activate your horn. Resulting in a "Beep Beep". After which it is in your best interest to stop the car and run away or kick her out of the car and make her run after you.
I gave Susie a road runner the other day, and now she has a big bruise on the side of her head, she fucked up my car and my horn doesn't work.
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A dutch roadrunner is when two friends jack each other off till one of them cums in the other's face. He who cums first is the loser
Hey I bet you 20 bucks I can beat you at a match of Dutch Road Runner!
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WHEN YOU BEAT YOUR DICK AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
Dude, that Road runner syndrome really did a number on my cock, and hand
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Polish road runners are immigrants who think they have more right to use the road than people in cars. "as if they even pay road tax" They often wait until you drive close to them and they run out and swagger accross the road staring at you like cars should'nt be on a road. Many Polish men are often seen cycling on pink females bikes to Llidl to buy their fill of Lambrini & fill their ruck sacks. Often find them drinking anywhere they can outside. Never in their house.
Wow did you see they Polish road runners? I nearly hit them.
Ahh see!......You missed out on 10points there!
Better luck next time Boabie!
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When you simeltaniously rub your genitals across your partners chest very hard
Girl i know you want that road runner!
The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.
Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”
Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”