Random
Source Code
Random
December 12th-
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
Do you have that one sensitive friend that annoys you the fuck out, today you can roast them for the whole entire day đź’ž
“Your so annoying”
“Why did you say that”
“BECAUSE ITS ROAST SENSITIVE PEOPLE DAY”
When it is raining and you take a roast beef sandwich and drip the juice into yo girls pussy and then drink it out of her.
"Milenna loves a rainy day roast beef"
Today is the one day in the year you can roast joe without him kicking you from the group chat.
Hey joe, you’re bad at tuba. And I can say that, because it’s national roast joe day.
December 12th-
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
December 12th-
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
Hey guys! You'll never guess what day it is today!
Lemme guess it's National Neil Roast Day again?