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A-Rod

A-Rod is a mathematical equation with an improbable answer.

Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.

A-Rod just earned more money while you were reading this sentence than you're going to make all year.

by whitemale_98 January 4, 2005

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Rod

Hot road construction leader from the concept "Featuring: the Signhumans"
His sign is a Road Work Ahead sign with MUTCD code W20-1
I love him and you should too

"I just looked at one picture of Rod and I am instantly in love with him <3"

by inRodWeTrust November 27, 2022


A-Rod

The act of admitting to doing something wrong only after you have been totally busted.

Also known as 'pulling an A-Rod'.

by MichaelMcD February 10, 2009

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rod

n. an erect penis

I woke up this morning with a wicked rod!

by Rod October 10, 2003

888๐Ÿ‘ 365๐Ÿ‘Ž


rodded

To have a Q-Tip inserted into the urethra to check for sexually transmitted diseases.

origin: From the US military's firearms range safety system. A brass rod is inserted from the muzzle of a rifle down to the open bolt to check that the bore and chamber are clear of ammunition.

Person A: oh fuck, what happened last night?

Person B: you dumbass, you ran a train on this skank bitch with like, 6 other guys, and were too wasted to use a jimmy hat... You're gonna to have to go get rodded now.
person A: fuck my life.

by Bob_the_Cannibal August 6, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


rodded

To simply get the birdie,middle finger,rod or flag

โ€œOy, as thi just roddedme?โ€

by Beanstean November 2, 2017


A-Rod

Taken from the abbreviation of Alex Rodriguez, a former Seattle Mariners baseball player who signed to the Texas Rangers for what was then considered the highest wage (approx. $25 million) in American Baseball. Later, he resigned to the New York Yankees.

Sometimes A-Rod is seen as a positive distinction for someone who is popular and likable, possibly even affluent and sought after. However, in most places (i.e., Washington State, Texas) being called an A-Rod is considered an insult, meaning โ€œsell-outโ€ or even as a derogatory term for someone who is sexually easy, male or female. The term can be used to describe others in the media, sports, or television, or known acquaintances.

Can be used as an adjective, sometimes a noun.

"Man, Good Charlotte has gone so A-Rod."
"Pay Mary Jane enough and she'll go A-Rod for ya."
"Man, Justin is such an A-Rod."

by Katiwasayan January 18, 2005

165๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž