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Rico is the player character in the Just Cause series. He has gotten famous for overthrowing multiple governments and making everything you can possibly see explode. One of his signature weapons, a grappling hook, can tether basically anything together to make some tactical (albeit impractical and sometimes hilarious) maneuvers. He can also use the grapple with his infinite parachute (and in the third game, his wingsuit) to potentially fly forever. In the third game, he acquired another infinite tool: unlimited and unrestricted remote explosives.
You'd better hope you aren't a tyrannical dictator, because if you are, he'll come for you and all of your stuff.
If you're playing as him, have as much fun as you want.
Rico Rodriguez is here, and he's got a nuke! Run for your lives!
WHEN A LATIN GUY GIVES YOU A HAND JOB WHILE WHISTLING SALSA MUSIC
DURING MY CRUISE TO ENSENADA MY WAITER OFFERED ME ME A WHISTLING RODRIGUEZ
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Meth-mouth full of rotten teeth smells like shit and piss
That little old caveman Alex Rodriguez preys on young girls and boys he's a full blown pedophile
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A male human individual who has a very large cock and makes all the females wet. He is originally known as “Pablo”.
“OMG ANTHONY RODRIGUEZ’s cock is so huge, he makes me so wet uhhh”
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A pioneering internet crime-fighting duo whose exploits in busting would-be child molesters was featured in Parade Magazine c. 1998.
Stories circulated unconfirmed that they had also grown rich in their efforts by extorting money from some targets as an alternative to turning the target in to police for prosecution.
Their tactics (at least the legal ones) have now been copied and popularized by such television news magazines as NBC's Dateline and ABC's 20/20. Many criminal charges have been filed in consequence and public awareness of the problem has been heightened, too.
Also, speculation builds concerning World Wresling Entertainment's possible interest in a storyline involving a tag team of internet superheroes to take on the "bad guys".
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EXAMPLES;
"Did you see the article about RODRIGUEZ AND GLADYS busting perverts wanting sex from minors?"
"Man, you a crime-fightin' hero like RODRIGUEZ AND GLADYS!'
"I nominate RODRIGUEZ AND GLADYS for President."
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A skinny ass legend and icon born on July 19, 1993. Most known for winning 88 grammys and leaving Beyoncé (Flopyoncé) wigless. Her hit single "Fiesta Salsa" reached 666 million streams on Spotify and has been #1 on iTunes in all of America and Europe! Your fav could never!!!!!!
Flopyonce Fan: Omg Beyonce is such a queen!! She's AMAZING!!!!
Raini Rodriguez stan: Ew miss me with that shit! *blasts Fiesta Salsa in full volume*
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Aaron is that boy that you will be best friends for a long time and then the next day you fall more and more in love with each other. Aaron will ask you on a date and then he will treat you like a fucking queen. You will never in your fucking life regret meeting him. Everyone wants to be friends with him.
Aaron Rodriguez is so sweet I like him so much.