Rolf!

The noise you make when you slip on ice in a parking lot, but don't quite fall.

I can't wait to get the new...Rolf!

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Rolf

An annoying show off who thinks he is cool.Most Rolfs like to climb thing to impress people.Are usually cute,blonde and short and from Finland. They will ruin their lives by trying to be cool.

Look at that guy climbing a tree,he is being such a Rolf.
I know he is such a dork.

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Rolf

a very sexy goddess

wow have you seen that guy his name is rolf

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[rolf]

rolled on the laughing floor

we were on e then billy rolfed

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ROLF

(ar`o`el`ef) v. abbr. Roll Over Laughing, Floorless, 1. to find something so funny that one loses all sense of time and space and drops into the abyss, 2. inability to properly key internet acronyms (short forms) because one finds something so funny.

"ROLF. wuz dat ever funny ... er ... i mean ROFL. ogm. cant believe i said that ... er ... i mean omg. oll. cant spel laffin so hard ... er ... i mean lol"

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Rolfe

Is a combination of a souffle and remalade. A delicious pastry dish mingled with a french marmalade thrown into a poor argument to remind you of the delicious flavours of France.

"One Direction are better than the Beatles"

"End your life now and leave the Internet"

"Why should I, Rolfe. One direction rules"

Rolf

Rolf Jacob Sartorius

person 1 - Rolf's so annoying!
person 2 - ikr he's just a Cameron wanna be w no eyebrows, no talent, elf ears, and he's only famous for making lip sync videos!

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