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1)The only thing that makes you crap and piss your pants besides meeting your in-laws.
2) One of the greatest things known to man-kind.
3) A part of what makes a teenager.
1. When I got of the Superman I frickin crapped the hell outta my pants, kinda reminds me of Jessica's dad.
2. "The best Roller coaster I rode was Kingda Ka!"
3. Teen girl: " Hey! lets like totally go on the Batman!"
Teen boy: " a yo check this tattoo of nitro on my back!!"
Teens: "awsome dude!"
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Every man's worst nightmare besides terrorism or rape.
Even though they're one of the safest things on Earth, they put death defying stress on you, they raise your heart rate up and give you a sense of life threatening grave danger.
They're the closest thing you can safely get to experiencing what the passengers on the 9/11 planes felt.
If you can handle them, you'll never be afraid of anything again.
Greg: The Velocicoaster at Universal is one of the scariest roller coasters.
Constance: I thought Mako at SeaWorld was scary.
Greg: Well you haven't experienced anything like Velocicoaster.
Constance: Why would I.
Greg: It's the last thing in Florida I want to go on.
scary ass cart ride that makes ur dik feel weird
that roller coaster made me take a huge fukin shit
A chick who puts her pussy on a guys face and rubs up and down and drags it side to side and maybe a pelvis pop or 2.
Cole: Damn that chick gave me a
roller coaster all over my face.
Diddy: Nuh uh, don't lie.
Green Haired Chick: Yeah I did.
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to have sex with a girl from behind while her head facing down towards the bottom of the stairs, you then proceed to punch her in the head and ride her all the way down to the bottom of said stairs.
I rode her all the way to the bottom of the roller coaster!
There once was a guy from Bel-air
who was doing his girl on the stairs
the banister broke
so he quickened his stroke
and finished her off in mid-air!
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While a girl is giving you a blowjob, you throw both your hands in the air, and slap the girl in the face with your balls.
Last night I gave that skank the roller coaster and ended up getting my left nut stuck in her eye socket.
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Another way to say you're fucking somebody in a wheelchair.
Paula rode the roller coaster down the hill, got scared and rode the roller coaster back up the hill where she lived happily ever after with her paraplegic man who was too good to live down the hill.
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