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All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.
I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night
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Something you "store" memories in when a friend has said something stupid or pointless.
That's great; I'll put that in my mental rolodex so I can blog about it later
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The list of token ethnic contacts that journalists keep just in case they want a racial representative to chime in.
"Hmm, you know, this article on Jersey Shore really needs a quote from a real Italian-American. Darn, I don't have one in my rainbow rolodex."
"Wait, if we're going to do a write-up on a post-racial America, we need to get a quote from a black dude. Check your rainbow rolodex."
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A term derivative from the manually revolving name index found on most peoples desks from the 1970s through the times of smartphones. The term "Mental Rolodex" refers to an individual's (usually of the male gender) ability to store mental picture or scene of an encounter with a woman to use later to recreate ,re-adapt, or fabricate into a sexual scene in the mind which commonly leads to sexual orgasm by masturbatory means.
A man sees an attractive lady walking out through the aisles of grocery store. She says, "Excuse me." while reaching for the Pop Tarts, and walks off. The man goes home, and accesses his mental rolodex, which replays the encounter but this time the woman is wearing a tight dress and heels, and as she reached for the Pop Tarts, she looks at him and says "I wish you would pop-my-tart", and they start making out wildly and one thing leads to another and the next thing he knows there's jizz all over his right hand.
NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
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referring to the memory of any past sexual experiences that are worthy of masturbating to at a future time.
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discussing how a sexual experience was so exceptional that it will be remembered fondly of and kept in the memory bank.
That girl was incredible. I'm going to have to store that away in my masturbation rolodex.
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Noun - The roles of fat you flip through to get to a woman's vagina.
Verb - The act of flipping through a woman's roles of fat around her vagina
rolodex (n.), rolodexing(v.)
Dude, I fucked this girl who was so fat I had to rolodex her.
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a rolodex hoe is some scumrat that you've had your way with in the past, but you still keep her number whether it's in your phone or written down somewhere.
"yo man, I wanna dunk my cock deep into a slutbag tonight...maybe I'll just call one of my rolodex hoes"
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