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A story about two horny teenagers who want to get married and fuck as soon as they meet each other. Reading it is a torture to all middle/high school kids.
Balcony Scene of Romeo and Juliet:
Romeo: Oh Juliet Thou breasts are so big
Juliet: Thy know! Don't thou love them exploding out of thy dress.
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A tragedy written by William Shakespeare in the late 1500's about two star-crossed lovers. Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet are the main characters who come from feuding households. They meet at a Capulet party and fall in love almost immediately. But their love is forbidden to be because of the family feud. So sets the basis for the plot and, ultimately, the tragedy. The story takes these two through twists of drama and pain as they struggle to find peace in a world where there is only hate. READ IT! IT's GOOD!!!
Romeo and Juliet famous quote:
My only love sprung from my only hate!
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
-Romeo and Juliet act 1 scene 5.
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A play that gets more impossible to read the older it gets. Every 9th grade English class has to read it and the teachers love to assign a test for every act, an essay, and lost scene. The story is about two attractive teenagers that have a secret marriage and have sex then they both get really emotional and overdramatic and die. Your best bet to surviving it is to buy a No Fear Shakespeare book.
Student 1: have you started reading Romeo and Juliet?
Student 2: Yeah. We have a test on act 1...
Student 1: Don't worry, the plot is really easy to understand but for some reason the test has quotes that no one remembers...
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Someone: She sounds so dumb!
Me: Just like Romeo and Juliet!
Two fucked up, whiny ass bitches that killed themselves insteaf of running away
Male 1: Yo! Who does to bitches crying over there?
Make 2: Oh that’s Ken and Sarah. They are such a Romeo and Juliet couple.
a label for a boy and a girl who are hopelessly in love hopeless romantic, realize that the world is out to get them and kill each other in the name of their love.
any stupid teenager who thinks that they have found their one true love worth dying for.
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Romeo and Juliet is not a romance novel. It's a story about two teenagers who are in a relationship for three days, and cause the death of six people.
Sincerely, the readers of Romeo and Juliet.
Teacher: Alrights kids we're gonna read the romance novel called Romeo and Juliet. It's a classic and huge tragedy
Kid 1: No it's not it's a crap story
Kid 2: Yeah there isn't even a smut scene
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