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A play that gets more impossible to read the older it gets. Every 9th grade English class has to read it and the teachers love to assign a test for every act, an essay, and lost scene. The story is about two attractive teenagers that have a secret marriage and have sex then they both get really emotional and overdramatic and die. Your best bet to surviving it is to buy a No Fear Shakespeare book.
Student 1: have you started reading Romeo and Juliet?
Student 2: Yeah. We have a test on act 1...
Student 1: Don't worry, the plot is really easy to understand but for some reason the test has quotes that no one remembers...
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Someone: She sounds so dumb!
Me: Just like Romeo and Juliet!
Two fucked up, whiny ass bitches that killed themselves insteaf of running away
Male 1: Yo! Who does to bitches crying over there?
Make 2: Oh that’s Ken and Sarah. They are such a Romeo and Juliet couple.
a label for a boy and a girl who are hopelessly in love hopeless romantic, realize that the world is out to get them and kill each other in the name of their love.
any stupid teenager who thinks that they have found their one true love worth dying for.
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Romeo and Juliet is not a romance novel. It's a story about two teenagers who are in a relationship for three days, and cause the death of six people.
Sincerely, the readers of Romeo and Juliet.
Teacher: Alrights kids we're gonna read the romance novel called Romeo and Juliet. It's a classic and huge tragedy
Kid 1: No it's not it's a crap story
Kid 2: Yeah there isn't even a smut scene
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romeo and juliet, like in the real story. is considered young love by in other words stupid. romeo is what we call a fuckboy and juliet is what some people would call a whore for falling in love and getting married in two days (you can’t have sex before marriage). in act 1, romeo is very sad and his cousin benvolio agrees that it is a stupid decision to stay a virgin
she’s a whore. basically like juliet. and he’s romeo. lmao romeo and juliet
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Two friends with a purely platonic relationship who had an unspoken suicide pact
"look at them"
"they look like romeo and juliet"
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