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A selective memory that mimics the behavior of a magic eight ball.
Mr. Highnmighty seems to have romnesia. He seems to be picking random answers to the debate out of his hind side.
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Flowing with the wind... talk a different story to different group of audience...
Inspired by Flipflop Romney Liar..
Watch Mitt Romney's "romnesia" speeches to different audiences at different time periods.... including his debates with Pres Obama.
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A condition of convenient memory loss that affects political candidates at election time. This is an chronic condition stemming from being an incurable asshole or insufferable idiot but one can still seek treatment since ObamaCare covers pre-existing conditions such as this.
Warning from the Surgeon General:
Romnesia is an unfortunate, chronic condition affecting 9 out of 10 politicians during election campaigns
Symptoms are: forgetting one's original political stances, pandering, short-term memory loss, long-term memory loss, voter confusion, flip-flopping, plagerizing others' ideas and speaking in Palin-dromes. Symptoms maybe be exacerbated when addressing crowds, during televised interviews or debating.
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A Side effect of Being a Republican Douchebag.
He developed romnesia after becoming a republican.
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(noun) : the tendency to forget having previously taken a position on an issue that is the opposite of one's current position on the same issue.
Rick Ruiz
Ted Cruz's Romnesia strategy, just to oust opponents, is no strategy at all.
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noun - a condition in which an intelligent and competent candidate gets elected and helps you forget four (4) years of ineffective and defective “leadership”.
"Wow! My life is great now that... that... that... what was his name? is no longer president. Thank goodness for my Romnesia!
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