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the greatest male porn star ever.
"Yo I walked in on my hot ass mom getting it on with some short fat guy with a beard!"
"That was Ron Jeremy, man...face it, your mom's a porn star. Here, look at this 12-step program...it might help."
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God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong!
I walked in on your sister getting fucked doggystyle by Ron Jeremy!
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Makes kids movie for all the kids at preschool and daycare’s
Ron Jeremy’s a hold of family address
He was the everyman, the chubby, not perfect, totally hairy, never embarrassed rock star with the massive wang that gave us normal men hope.
Him? He's not so terrible, he's the next Ron Jeremy as far as my sister's concerned. And she oughta know.
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Star who looks like Danny de Vito but has a much more active professional sex life.
Ron Jeremy. Megadong. Megabrains. Megabusiness. What else is there to say?
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