angry roomate

In which a girl is giving a guy head on the edge of a bed, and her roommate walks in. Both tumble onto the floor, and the girl pops up guiltily as the guy hobbles onto the couch to hide his erect penis.

Steve: Yo, this is like the 5th time you've had to crash at my place! Wtf, man?

Jimmy: Yeah. Sorry, man, but I keep getting evicted for pulling angry roomates!

Steve: Assface. Don't be a wenis. Cover your penis.

Jimmy: I did...with the couch.

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roomate agreement

the agreement beetween Lenard and Sheldon on "The Big Bang Theroy" That has crazy rules made by sheldon, but refuses to follow them sometimes

Sheldon: if you would just read and sign the roomate agreement

Lenard: Sheldon your crazy

(bazinga)

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Best roomates

I’ve had the pleasure of knowing my roomates for over two years now, and I can promise you there is no one else I would rather live with. Kat, Nicole and Rachel are the only people I would ever want to live with. Therefor they take the leading definition for the term “best roomates”

You know who has the best roomates

Answer: Yasmine

Roomat

"Room Mat". A Room Mat is very comfortable to lie, sleep, or do other things on.

I'm just going to be on top of the roomat over here