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Getting a girl to deepthroat you after anal intercourse. The more shit on your dick there is, the more Mexican it becomes.
He told his girlfriend he cleaned himself up after putting it in her pooper. Little did she know she was signing up for a Mexican root canal.
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A panama root canal is when you jizz in a girls mouth and she uses your dick as a toothbrush and the jizz as tooth paste.
Did you hear jen got a panama root canal from james?
Yea she's adventurous.
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A sexual act when one homosexual man requests that his homosexual partner remove his dentures for oral sex, and then taking his dentures and sticking them up his own ass while receiving oral sex. The procedure is complete when the dentures are removed from the ass and put back into the mouth.
Dougie grinned with ecstasy as Jimmy pleasured him. Little did Jimmy know he was about to receive the Provincetown Root Canal.
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A medical term that describes the act of taking an umbrella and shoving it someone's anus, then opening the umbrella in the anus thus removing all clogged "dumpage" from the anus. Anal Root Canals are usually preformed after someone has been constipated for over a week as a last resort to solve the constipation.
Man 1- Hey I thought you were constipated and couldn't make it to the game.
Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.
Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!
Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"
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The act of getting feces out of a vagina with ones penis.
Tyler Hansbourgh gave her a Lower Body Root Canal she'll never forget.
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You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.
Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.