Rosalind is a fucking nightmare. She jumps quite far (for a woman of her age) and is an average cellist, although she doesn’t like playing in front of people. She’s also always doing cool stuff.
Person A: “You hung out with Rosalind lately?”
Person B: “Nah, I try my best, but I’m never good enough for her.”
she is very beautiful play trombone yes so gorgeous and lovely i lover her
she is very rosalind to me
Dirty Rosalind is when you take an old Bluetooth earpiece (preferably from early 99-2000s) and shove it up your ass. When it vibrates, you clench your cheeks to answer but you must say “Oh?!?” When you answer
I haven’t been able to find my earpiece since I did the dirty Rosalind last night.