False Rotary

A false rotary is a rotay table contructed of anti-material, often anti-carbon steel grade -355 ksi. A False Rotary shal be cleaned a cloth made of lint only, and may be used in combination with a False Hang off Bushing, False Slips or a False Spider (dont forget the False Adapter Ring). The False Rotary must not be used in combination with non-False Equipment made of regulare material, as this might cause annihilation and potential HSE-issues.

Yo, grease monkey! Use the False Slips cuz ur using a False Rotary, dumb ass!

rotary dial

To stimulate a female's genitals using one's finger(s). A reference to the motion of dialing a land line telephone in the era before touch tone phones came into common use.

Penelope wasn't being too amorous last night and I thought I might not get laid, but after I reached into her panties and rotary dialed her, she begged me to mount her so of course I obliged.

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rotor, rotary

the combustion engine as god intended. Simple and extremely effective. Extreme amounts of power can be obtained from these tiny units. Also a term used for any type of motor vehicle equipped with such an engine.

look at that rotor

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sonic rotary

What you say when you’re getting absolutely clapped in rocket league to distract your foes.

What a save!

What a save!
What a save!
Sonic rotary

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rotary hoe

1) A mechanical device used for farming.
2) A name for promiscuous female, who goes about having sexual intercourse with anyone and everyone possible. A slut.

1) Farmer Brown has bought a brand new rotary hoe.
2) Sally is such a rotary hoe. She had sex with eight guys in two days.

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rotary chicken

the ebonics term for rotisserie chicken, usually spoken at a fast food restaraunt

(At a drive thru)Drive thru: Can Inhelp you?Customer: Can I have a 1/2 chicken with corn bread?
Drive thru: yo, you want fried chicken or rotary chicken?

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rotary engine

Contrary to popular belief, it was not "thought of by Felix Wankel when he was 17". It was developed in the late 1800's before his birth (in 1902).

Used mainly in aircraft, it essentially is a conventional piston-driven internal combustion engine, with the pistons set radially around the center crankshaft. The difference is that the whole engine block rotates around the crankshaft, rather than the pistons turning the crankshaft.
The pistonless rotary engine, as produced by Mazda, was initially designed by Felix Wankel as others describe, yes, but putting his name on all rotary engines is like saying that all watermelons are seedless.

You should do some ACTUAL research before claiming you know about the rotary engine.

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