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When your cleaning lady is actually a prostitute. She never cleans anything and dirties your sheats every time she comes to your house. Also known as the Fager
I pulled the Weber Routine again yesterday. Why would I ever need a girlfriend?
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Repetitions of the same positioning, start to finish, each time you have intercourse.
Duder 1: "So I turned her around did her doggy for a while, then she got on top of me for a little bit and I finished it off by busting in her mouth."
Duder 2: "Dude you do that every time! That's your sex routine huh?"
Duder 1: "Is it? Shit son! You're right."
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Term often used to describe the outcome of a game where the expected victor wins comfortably.
another routine win for chelsea, west brom bringing nothing to the table today
I'm in such a routine rut. Work, sleep, work sleep. It's just same shit, different day.
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generally made up of...
waking up 3-5 hours after everyone else
taking a shower
eating a hefty breakfest
masterbate
eat lunch
go outside and be active
masterbate
eat dinner
watch TV
masterbate
sleep
"Jefferys teenage routine often consisted of him jacking off before bedtime"
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The ultimate wake-up routine consisting of shower (water), drying your hair (air), making strong coffee (earth) and lighting a joint (fire). Specifically in this order.
Laura: How are you feeling this morning?
Josh: Great! Was difficult to get up but i'm ready to start the day after my avatar routine.
when the guy in the back seat passenger side of a car, opens the front seat passengers door and the driver pushes him out.
Look at that dead guy by the side of the road. Probably got routine 2ed.
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