RUB

An acronym for Rich Urban Biker. A title given to middle aged, upper class, white males that make more money than they know what to do with so they decided to pretend to be bad ass and get a Harley. Unlike real Harley men they get all the trimmings on their bike which usually includes Heated handle bars, luggage racks, stereos, raised back support, cruise control and completely useless items like suicide shifts. Basically they just end up buying a 2 wheeled sedan, but they have no idea how to maintain it.

You’ll never see them exceed the speed limit; actually, you’re lucky to see them ever DO the speed limit.

Any damage that may occur to their Harley will instantly run them at least $2000, merely because of all the bloated accessories they’ve placed on the bike, because of this, they will only take their bikes out on the sunniest of weekend rides and only for short distances. Even if they’re going to some sort of Harley riders get together, they would rather tow their bike in the back of their truck, stay at a nearby Hilton and will only ride their bike a couple of miles from the Hilton to the “meet” the day of the convention.

RUB’s are the only motorcyclist who DO NOT give a waive or a nod to other riders on the road when passing, apparently they are to smug to do so or afraid of crashing by doing something complicated like nodding.

only a RUB would have heated handlebars on a bike

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RUB

To possess a Random Uncontrollable Boner.

I politely declined Ms. Smith's invitation to come up to the blackboard for I had a RUB.

Sitting next to the old lady playing bingo, suddenly I got a RUB. DAMN!

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Rub

Welsh word for a sexual encounter without being obvious

Fancy a rub??

Did you have a rub last night?

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Rubbing

The act of rubbing. To rub an object firmly back and forth.

I clean the table by rubbing an old rag across it.

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RUB

stands for "randomly unprovoked boner" Or when a guy gets hard for no apparent reason. Happens a lot in high school

"Dude I was in chemsitry class and got on of the biggest RUB's in my life."

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rub

verb - sexual activity short of intercourse, often used to vaguely describe encounters.

-Dude, I saw you talking to that chick at the bar, did you hit that?
-No, I just rubbed on her.

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The Rub

The bottom line; essentially, "This is what it comes down to." Mentioned in the movie "Swingers", subsequently mentioned in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire."

Everyone has a different idea about how to fix the economy, but here's the rub."

"So that's the rub?" "That's the rub."

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