rubined

To put a condum on your thumb and insert it into a vagina in a repetivie motion, imitating the usage of a penis.

He was too drunk to have sex with his girlfriend, so he just rubined her the whole night.

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Rubin's

(noun) Waxy, vanilla smelling hair pomade used by "greasers" or "rockabillies." Based on Dr. Rubin's, a Los Angeles pomade manufacturer. Hair product in greaser parlance.

"Dude my pomp is sticking up in back. Do you have any Rubin's on you?"

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rubin

To have an enormous annoying bowel movement

I need to go take a rubin.

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Rubined

To be "Rubined" is to be derided in a slightly humorous but ultimately patronizing way, usually by a smirking shake of the head or similar sign of bemused disappointment. "Rubining" is performed by a male after his neurotic or offbeat male companion makes a social faux paus in the company of the opposite sex.

Offbeat Friend: So anyways, my masturbation schedule...

Females react with shock and dismay

Rubiner: (Shaking head with a vague smirk on face, as if to signal friend to desist from speaking...This friend has been effectively "Rubined")

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rubine

A marajuana cigerett, origionating from Girton (a village in the East of England) by a massive stoner. Creater of such words as budlet amoungst other usufull words.

alright matie, wanna go for a rubine?
sure thing Budlet.

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Uncle Rubin

Gay people who sell out the LGBTQ community.

He’s a self-hating Uncle Rubin!

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Dave Rubin

Political commentator Dave Rubin, (in)famous for his rapid heelturn from a progressive, to a new atheist liberal, to a centrist, and finally a conservative within the time span of 2 years, all the while calling himself a "classical liberal". Often called a hack, a grifter, a charlatan, a sellout, or label much less kind for his statements.

Dave Rubin: Gaslighting is "*wrong description of Gaslighting*"
Michael Brooks: Dave Rubin is "*correct description of Dave Rubin*"

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