ruhan

ruhan is a gangsta no one can fuck with, he owns the block and runs ends, he can fuck anyone up and can't get beaten by no one, he's real and straighter than a mofucker, however he has a deep dark secret no one knows but him🤐

you can't fuck with ruhan

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ruhan joke

A 'ruhan joke' is when someone makes a joke however they laugh at it and only them.

Yo Shafiqul, that was such a ruhan joke!

Ruhan Syndrome

sexual delusion that it isn't gay to think about a transgender male

guy: I'm not gay but...
guy 2.: such a ruhan syndrome case

Ruhan

This special name only belongs to thee most perfect of mankind (One very specific man in particular)

This Ruhan is a gift from above..you would think that it was impossible to be so beautiful inside and out..but somehow he is.

He has the most precious heart that is only made out of the finest gold. He has the humour of a comedian and makes me laugh constantly…my cheeks are so sore by the end of the day after all of the smiles he has given me.

He has the most amazing brain that knows so many interesting things…constantly outsmarting me haha. He is just perfect.

Ruhan means to be kind-hearted and compassionate and I think that that couldn’t be truer.

And don’t even get me started on this man’s looks and his body…you will melt like chocolate on a super hot day.

Those gorgeous eyes, that stunning smile, that adorable nose, the darkest of hair, his strong arms, how toned and fit he is….he is to die for.

*A random room full of people

*Ruhan walks in

A girl gasps and whispers to her friend, “Goodness gracious, who is that?!”

Her friend slowly melting away whispers, “I think he’s Ruhan.” She blushes and says, “You know, who Kiara was talking about.”
And so they both fell head over heels.

Ruhan Snyders

Ruhan Snyders, the Great White Hope...or should I say Dope? He's like a sunburned sloth who thinks his lame Afrikaans jokes are as potent as his ancestors' apartheid laws, but really, he couldn't be any less threatening than a plate of soggy pap. And his attempts at racial equality are like trying to teach a sea cucumber how to tap dance—pointless and comically sad.

Did you see that Ruhan Snyders trying to hit on the waitress? He's such a Great White Dope, expecting a tip for his lousy stand-up routine instead of payment for the damages done by his kind.