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This rule is also known as "The International Rule of Dibs". Used to claim any tangible object in question. The only way to counter this rule is to call "Next's".(see Rule 17)
Guy1:"Rule 11."
Guy2:"You can't call 'Dibs' its ours. We called for it!"
Guy1:"Yea I can. Rule 11. See, I just did again."
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He who becomes enraged during gaming, must regain control of themselves before communicating with people in the outside world.
After smashing my controller in rage, I followed gaming rule #11 and took time to calm myself before talking to my mother.
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Anybody shorter than you is short. Is to be paired with Tall People Rule #3 to freely bully kids
According to Tall People Rule #11, you’re short
The rule that states 90% of the time you call a 7-11, the person who answers will be Indian.
The 7-11 Rule
*Ring*
(In Indian Accenet) Hello my friend, welcome to 7-11
The rule guys stick to when asked the dreaded question by a new girl, "how many sexual partners you have had." He wants to give a good number, if he says too few she'll think hes inexperienced. If he says too many she'll think he's a man whore. The rule, if you slept with less than 7 round it up to 7. If more than 11 round it down to that number.
Bobby: Tina asked me the dreaded question.
Tim: Did you stick with the 7/11 rule?
Bobby: DUH, I'm not an idiot.
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Every girl lost a good guy because they took advice from their single ass friend
person 1: why'd you leave her
person 2: rule 11