rule 69 of sex

The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.

Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!

Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!

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69 Rule

The 69 Rule applies when you have a streak with someone on Snapchat. Every time a streak gets to 69 one of the persons with the streak must point out that they have hit 69 days. The other person must then respond with a nude and then for the rest of that day you must send only nudes until the streak is lost or moves to 70.

Person 1: Hehe, we hit 69
Person 2: Haha yeah we did
Person 1: Don’t you know the 69 Rule
Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 1: When you get a 69 day streak you have to send nudes for the whole day
Person 2: Oh, really. Well ok ;) *sends nude*
Person 1: *sends nude*

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Rule 69

The rules states that if in a coed work environment, someone is fucking

"I just started this new job and I'm certain Jill is sleeping with Ted from accounting, rule 69"

Rule 69

Rule 69: if it exists, there's a Cupcakke remix of it

Friend: I was trying to listen to the Minecraft soundtrack but it was some random moaning and rap about smacking ass like a drum?

Me: Rule 69
Friend: What?

Rule 69

A Rocket League ‘Rule 1’ Where One Of The Cars Is Backwards.

“OHH I GOT THE RULE 69 UP YES COMONNN”

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Rule 69

when searching up rule 69, you will find images of massive milky wilky titties and massive dicks.

"searches up rule 69 " OMG THAT DICK IS HUGE