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A cocktail consisting of vodka and Dr. Pepper. It is traditionally served over ice in a juice glass.
Bartender, I'll have a Rumpelstiltskin and a beer.
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A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.
Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..
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Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.
Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.
Slept for a undetermined amount of time, (Dazed and Confused for a undetermined amount of time)
My Father rumpelstiltskined himself, when he forgot my birthday.
A joke played in an office environment where the perpetrator leaves a piece of feces in the break-room refrigerator.
Frank thought it would be funny to pull a rumpelstiltskin on Friday. Now I have to throw out my extra taco bells.
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A problem researching things. It's often difficult to find information about peculiar things, when you don't know the name of it, but, once you got the name, it's easy to find the information you're looking for.
I call this issue with researching things the Rumpelstiltskin problem. Once you have the name, you have the power to understand it. Until then, it has power over you.
The act of getting on one's knees and then proceeding to give a really short person head after they drink too much; therefore resulting in an accidental golden shower.
Yea, but she was so drunk she reverse rumpelstiltskinned on me!
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