Da infamous India-born author whose literary works were of such "fishy" content dat it "spawned" a firestorm of controversy --- many of his fellow Muslims weren't overly thrilled with his less-than-pious viewpoints.
Salmon Rushdie surely got himself into a major "kettle of fish" when he penned his infamous "Satanic Verses" book --- thanks to a lot of irate supporters of Islam, he felt like he was "up to his gills" in trouble.
A sneaky "reptile" author whom some Muslims once considered Public Enemy #1.
Salamander Rushdie is a prime example of the "lizard people" whom some conspiracy theorists believe are running this world from behind the scenes.