Russel

noun. This is a creative name for the penis. The full name of this creature is "Russel the Love Muscle."

Hey baby, have you met Russel? Russel the Love Muscle? Once this question is asked, the female will have no choice but to copulate with you. This one-liner will increase your sexual radius with the ladies.

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Russel

An insane person. Someone you can always talk to.Very understanding and considerate. Very athletic and obviously attractive by everyone.

Bro u gotta be like russel

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Russel

Drafting teacher by day, Ninja by night

Holy crap! He's superman.
No, he's a Russel

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Russel

coreys boyfriend

russel is hot

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Russel

The act of stimulating your prostate to aid masturbation.

I just caught Mark Jolliffe Russeling in the bathroom!

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Russel

An annoying person who never knows when to shut the fuck up

I never knew he was a Russel

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Russel

This is the name for someone who is VERY unloyal and can't keep a damn girlfriend for the life of him. He is always getting high and can't remember you guys were even dating. He changes his mind like a girl changes clothes. He's a cheating son of a bitch and hits on underclassmen. If you are dating this boy I am so sorry for you @habaiah. He also used to be cute but is now uglier than a white girl without her coffee.

Them: "Aren't you dating Russel?"
Me: "That cheating son of a bitch?! NO!"
Habaiah: "I am"

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