One morning Phil "McCrackin" Rollason rose from his bed to find he had a leakage out of his Rusty Sheriffs Badge. Upon investigation he had found out that Kevin Ryan had spent the night at his flat!!!
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Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.
"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"
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The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.
She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.