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"ruud van nistelroy" is really spelled van nistelrooy
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"the flying dutch man" he scores many goals for Manchester United and is one of their key players
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Poorly talented footballer playing in Scumchester United.Famous for his divings and for being a Sir Alex´s bitch.Always warmly received on Arsenal ground.
The bitch - Van Nistelrooy - was beaten by Arsenal FC players.
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A bad ass UK street girl, all sugar and spice until you look down at her, then she'll shag you, tell your wife and rob your parents and if you front her up, she'll likely stab you!
Other than that she's a total sweetpea
I met this huni Saturday night but she bled my cash, sniffed my gear and then got off with Ryan just to get a cab home, then she nicked his wallet, absolute ruud girl I tell you!!
Ruud is a small guy who isn’t really that small but looks small.
Person: wow you look so small what’s your height
Ruud: 5.6 feet