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Ryanair

The one that always OOFS the landings

Pilot: Hey how was the landing.
Passenger: Well, you pretty much Ryanaired it.

by PlanktonOOF April 27, 2018


Ryanair Roulette

When you're too tight to pay for seats together on Ryanair flights so you let Ryanair randomly allocate them to you so you play Ryanair Roulette!

On our recent flight to Amsterdam I played Ryanair Roulette and lost....my mate got to sit with the fitty with the titties while I got lumbered with the boulder with the odour

by bulb85 October 6, 2017


Ryanair TM

V: To be 10 years old and work for an airline ran by a 19 year old.

I work at Ryanair TM! Mel and I just had our first sex session!

by MelSabharwal January 14, 2021

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Ryanair Reacharound

To place one’s arm through gap of Ryanair’s seats and pleasure the passenger infront

God I’m going to use ryanair again, I got a great Ryanair reacharound

by Smegles June 17, 2022


ryanair roblox

Some teens that don't realize that this is a pixel game.
If you're not wearing a mask at their flights, you would get ban.
Do you wanna work there? Sure, you will be attending 5-7 days of training and some stupid exams for a pixel job so good luck.

Person1: Hey wanna go to a ryanair roblox flight?
Person2: nty, i'm not going at that ghetto pixel airline

by pigletta February 27, 2021

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Ryanair Landing

Used by pilots and aviation enthusiasts. It describes a very hard airplane landing. The word was brought to live by aviation youtuber Swiss001. The reason why ryanair is in the word is that ryanair is mostly known for its hard landings.

Wow you just made a ryanair landing!

by Ilikebeingalone November 2, 2018

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Ryanair TM Group bans

When Michael, Mel, Louie and Hassan pretend that Hassan got fired and then ban groups for no reason. Insane little fools.

Person 1: Why is there so many groups banned on the Ryanair TM Group bans?
Person 2: Oh, they love doing that. It's their specialty. If you want to know how to get banned, I'll teach you.
Person 1: Sure.
Person 2: Just say the truth.
Person 1: Ok.

by MelSabharwal March 21, 2021