Scod

SCOD (sexy cause of the day): any Cause de Jour that is suddenly the most important thing on the internet, and people are willing to kill each other over it. Supporting a SCOD automatically makes a person hot, morally superior, infallible, and possessing an asshole that smells like roses. The SCOD of one week may require a person to espouse values diametrically opposed to the values of the SCOD of the week before.

Landing on the wrong side of the SCOD will
cause you to be eviscerated by a SCODMOB that is SCODDING, or performing the SCOD. A person who goes constantly from SCOD to SCOD is a SCODSEXUAL. This is a politically neutral term.

What is Alex Jones eating that makes him shit SCOD diarrhea?