Shibs

Shibs : (Noun) To combine the characteristics of ''Shotgun'' and ''Dibs'' i.e. A claim declaring ownership of an object or situation.

If one does not wish to participate in an undesirable activity then one muct declare "shibs". Everyone else aware of ''shibs'' must then declare "shibs" as quickly as possible. The last person to declare shibs is the reciprocant of said undesirable activity. In contrast, if the activity is desirable the first to declare "shibs" is the reciprocant.

Honestly the single, most democratic thing ever put forth by anyone in history, EVER.

mccann - *holds up joint*

gary - "shibs"
monty - "shibs.....aww fuck"
mccann - *passes le spliff to gary*
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*doorbell rings*
dave - "shibs"
monty - "shibs"
gary - "shibs... seriously guys, fuck you"
*gary goes and answers door*

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The Shib

An individual who enjoys swarthy women who have poor personal hygiene and skidmarks in their underwear. A Shib has been known to rock a gap-stache and shants.

The Shib hit that shovel face last night, the room smelt like someone squirted shit from their crotch.

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shib

shortened form of shibby meaning in agreeance to any statement made. or just to be completely random and say it whenever you please

man 1:"yo man that green we had the other night was the shit, i dont remember anything that happened!"
man 2: "shib"
or
man 1: We dont have school tomorrow!
man2: SHIB!

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SHiBS

An anagram for New Year’s resolutions, focusing on more Sleep, improving Health, working through Boredom and Saving money.

In the new year, I’ve got to get my life straight. I’m focusing on SHiBS. That’s just how it is, so get used to it girl.

Shib

A bib in the shape of a ship, constructed to carry a small amount of fish and chips around a restaurant, or more commonly, a pub.

"Hey guys, I'm hitting up the bar to fill up my shib. Does anyone want anything while I'm there?"

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shib

a puff of smoke

you are sure to see many shibs on that 70's show.

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shibs

Marajuana.
Can be used as a noun or verb.

Possible derived from the term shurbs, discribing the shape and color of the buds of Marajuana.

You got shibs?
I am shibbed.

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