Shm

This is a prefix that can be used with many words and causes them to become epicly cute and funny.

"I wanna shmang"
"Let's ShmaceTime at 8"
"I added you on Shmacebook, why didn't you accept?"
"Stop shmoaning at me"
"I got the shmeasles"
"I'm drunk, let's get ShmcDonalds"
"So amped to shmuddle on the couch with my shmuppy"
"Shmeagol happily munched his fish in the Shmord of the Shmings"

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SHM

A Sexy Hairy Monster!

A guy that's covered in hair, but is fantastic in the sack.
Does not refer to guys that like guys. Those are Bears.

A SHM is a nice guy that has hair everywhere, and is skilled at giving Ladies pleasure beyond their wildest dreams.

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SHM

A gang of two up in Canada, eh?

Usually members are named Casey and uh Kristen, eh. There could be abother member but they need to go through initiation first.

What's that there on your leg bud?

Oh you know I'm just part of the SHM, EH?

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SHM

A Short Handsome Man

big woman: I am a BBW :)
short man: And I am SHM :)

SHM

Simple Harmonic Motion; the simplest kind of oscillatory motion in which a body, displaced from its stable equilibrium position, oscillates to and fro about the position when released

The swing is going back and forth
Because it is in SHM

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shm

Abbreviation for "shaking my head."

I tried so hard on that test and I only got a C.. shm.

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Shm

Shm means someone help me

1 person: do you know what skeet means

2 person: no
1 person: shm

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