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Sig Sauer

A manufacturer of firearm-shaped anti-personnel explosive ordinance, formerly a manufacturer of actual firearms. Much like salted ammunition, Sig Sauer (now SIG USA) produces ordinance intended to look like firearms, but when handled or used will cause harm to the user.

Interestingly, this may not actually have been the intended use of SIG USA’s products at the outset, as it appears that the company did intend to actually make a firearm, however the end product has found another niche since being released onto the market.

“Jim dropped his Sig Sauer, and it fired, the round shattered his shoulder”

“The striker on Bill’s Sig Sauer sheared while he was drawing, blew his dick right off.”

“Officer Steven Swinton’s Sig Sauer handgun went off while he was reholstering, and he nearly bled out.”

by Herr Jaeger February 3, 2023


Philapines Sig Sauer m1911

a Philapines Sig Sauer is a single shot or full auto only with 3d printed mag loading arm and extractor and a special disconnected trigger leaving the pistol as a fully automatic centerfire .25acp cal or .22wcm with up to a nine inch 150 shot magazine if you line the barrel with aluminium. made of plastic primarily but contains metal to conform to law. none nuclear unless you line the barrel for sustained fire.

$6.99

you can compare the Philapines Sig Sauer m1911 to capones baby machine gun if you add a nuclear barrel. currently slamfire single shot disposable ghost sabot. need a 3d printer to complete it. my beloved project backup weapon. i always wanted to gunsmith.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020