SILF

SILF or SILFing. Self Inflicted Laughing Fit.

A SILF occurs when you do or think about something that amuses you so much you have a laughing fit. You might send a text to a friend that makes you collapse on the floor with laughter.

"I just handed out brochures whilst doing the chicken or beef dance to the theme tune of Air Crash Investigators. hahaha tears! I just SILFed myself!"

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Shrimp I'd Like To Fuck

Hey Jim, check out the whiskers on that small pink slightly curved sea dweller! A regular SILF and no mistake! High five!

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Skeleton I'd Like to Fuck (S.I.L.F.)

Omg that one character from that new game is such a Silf

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1- Literally: Sammich I'd Like to Fuck

2- A sandwich so delectibly delicious that you'd like to first have your way with it before its yummy is in your tummy.

Man! I fucking need a SILF! We gotta go pick us up a pair of SILFs on our lunch hour today, Derek!

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Slut I Like to Fuck

She looks awesome. She's SILF definately!

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sister I'd like to fuck, <wink> jeff webb's sister <wink>

SILF, I love SILFS

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S.I.L.F. Son I'd Like To Fuck.

Mother - "George, isn't our handsome son developing into such a SILF?"

Father - "I have a SILF and I'd like to stick my fat cock into his eager son-ass and ride him hard all night."

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