Random
Source Code
Random
A cross between a slap and a smack.
Opium: he smapped me on the head
14👍 29👎
SMAP (verb) - The act of slapping a person after applying one's smegma (A whitish sebaceous secretion that collects between the glans penis and foreskin or in the vulva) to their hand.
Jeremy: I'll kick your ass!
Brian: Well I'll smap you in the fucking face.
12👍 30👎
The act of faping, only in a even louder manner. Similar to slaping your junk.
Dude, did you hear that samping?
No, i was to busy smaping myself.
5👍 10👎
Smap is a word to express pure greatness. Spam is something incredible breathtaking and super.
7👍 20👎
the sound made by ones testicles after horribly devastated by a handrail after a failed skateboarding attempt
friend one: "dude did you see that kid!? he totally just wrecked his nuts!"
friend two: "i know it was like SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP... SMAP!
8👍 26👎
This is the use of a strong pimp hand slap, but with only 75% of full standard pimp hand slap kinetic force. Utilized generally to make an example of but not spoil the goods by elite urban pimps
When an elite pimp smaps a girl to get her attention but also the rest of is stock, without the potential for financial loss from damaging said goods.
5👍 18👎
Shorthand for smiled appreciatively. Should be substituted for the overused expression "lol".
John read Sara's witty email and sent responded with a note reading only, "smap".
3👍 9👎