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A vaguely Northern term that is defined purely by context.
In essence smif means whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want.
Christophorus eats a slice of cake:
"This cake is fucking smif m8"
Stands for 'sorry my internet failed' when instant messaging with a friend over the internet. Most commonly used after the user rejoins the conversation, having lost internet connection for a short while beforehand due to their shitty internet service provider.
"how's everything going?"
*other person is offline*
*other person comes back online*
"smif =/"
"it's cool"
or used as a verb:
- my internet smiffed
- i have a feeling i'm going to smif in a moment, my internet's been dodgy all day!
an abbreviation for the hand gun ,Smith and Wesson..
Yo!..That fool tried to yank me so I pulled out the smif' and let off!
1. A firearm, usually semiautomatic. Also can be a pistol.
2. One of the rappers in the rap duo "Smif-n-Wessun", most famous for the song "Bucktown".
Person 1: Man you better be careful in that neighborhood.
Person 2: Don't worry about me, I'm good as long as I got my smif at my side.
Person 1: Rap today sucks, do you know any good rap artists?
Person 2: Yeah man, check out some stuff from smif n wessun, theyre pretty tight.
to get owned.
usually followed with the word 'shame!'
mr.scott got smiffed last week.
The act of smacking someone hard across the face. Like Will did to Chris.
Man, that guy just walked up to him and smiffed him like a bad child. Yo keep it up and I'm gonna smiff yo ass. That chick was smiffing the hell out her old man.