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SMP

it means "suck my pussy" its like SMD but for girls :)

sarah: SMP
santiago: when and where?

by harass May 10, 2009

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SMP

Single Male Perspective

An SMP is when a wise ass dude drops his knowledge on a topic.

by Theredpill101 February 17, 2015

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SMP

sex, money, and power

by punkoramaglory October 30, 2003

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SMP

"Send Me A Pic"

Usually used in a sexually way to indicate "send nudes"

Text: "Hey baby, SMP"

or
Text: "If you SMP I'll send one back for you ;)"

by hey-buddo July 7, 2017

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SMP

Smoke More POT.

"Chill out dude. You should SMP."

by Diego August 25, 2003

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SMP

Acronym for Shaking My Penis. Similar to SMH (Shaking My Head) or SMFH (Shaking My Fucking Head), although it makes for one awkward internet conversation.

Rodney: Hey man, check this girl's profile pic out. She's definitely a fake. No one is that beautiful.

Joaquin: Yeah, SMP.

by The Real Hot Coffee July 27, 2011

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SMP

Acronym for "Symmetrical Multi-Processing" A computer with more than one processing unit.

I am not SMP capable before at least two cups of coffee.

by Anonymous February 5, 2003

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