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Short for suck me up. ;)
* Sexual.
1: Babe, I want you to smu.
2: No, not til you do it for me first. :D
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A college only considered a religious school by Methodists.
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A great private school located in the heart of Dallas, Texas. Though it has a reputation of being for rich snobs (what private school doesn't?), the student body is actually extremely bright and down to earth. Many of the students are on generous scholarships and really love contributing to the university. I am one of those student and I DO NOT own one designer purse and DO NOT drive a BMW....and no one cares. SMU is ranked in the top 50 schools in the nation and has a top 10 business school. As students, we benefit from generous alumni who both give back to the school and are always looking to hire another alum. Take a look at the families some kids come from...success is demanded and these kids' parents would never send them to a crappy school plus they are always willing to be great connections in the workforce. The classes are small and everyone is afforded individual attention. One can major in just about anything and double (even triple) majors are very encouraged. Want to study abroad? go greek? enjoy boulevarding (our form of tailgating)? build a sustainable living community? meet driven, amazing people? come out with great teacher relationships? live in the heart of one of the most rapidly growing cities in the US? have it all? Then give SMU a chance and know that the negative stereotypes you've heard are stupid and could not be more incorrect. SMU is a fantastic place to spend 4 years and opens a world of opportunities to both its undergrad and grad students
hey that kid goes to smu. I heard he's already got a job on wall street next year
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1) stands for Souther Millionares University
2) place where graduates from highland park highschool go to study buissiness so they can take over their dad's companies and never worry about exposure to the real world
at first I was offended that the smu student called me a fag, then I realized he isnt in control of his life and is a puppet of his dad so I kept walking, knowing that his inability to cope with the world and his dependance on materials possesions would ultimatly cause his suicide or shitty life
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Where rich kids come to have a good time and waste their parents' money for up to six years. Located in the wealthy area around University Park and Highland Park, students quickly learn the first day that the cops here are not just racist but they think everyone is a criminal. If you go jogging in the neighborhoods surrounding campus wearing a hooded sweatshirt, expect to be held at gunpoint by an overzealous fat, redneck version of Walker Texas Ranger.
You can always find a party here. You can always get date raped at your leisure too, just drop by the FIJI, Pike or SAE houses. A vagina is not a pre-requisite, all the guys are nice enough not to discriminate in their roofie-sniping.
We are all cocky here. It doesn't matter if you are a millionaire at age 18, you still suck. You drive a BMW do you? Well I own five.
Oh great, we are most likely going to have the most substandard president in history's presidential library here. Real estate values will drop, SAT median scores of freshmen will drop and professors will actually join the Republican party. The only thing that could be worse for this campus than W's library would be having a FIJI president of the university...oh wait, nevermind.
Male 1: "I went to a party at the FIJI house, blacked out after one beer and now I am HIV+"
Male 2: "Dude, you just got smuOWNED!"
Ever wonder where your $40,000 a year goes? Look at the brand new football uniforms for our wonderful team - then look at Boaz Hall. Yeah, our money is going to all of the right places.
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private school in Dallas filled with snobby, rich kids who alue their life on their material possessions and obsess over attire and transportation....
That girl is so SMU, she drives a BMW, is carrying a Louis Vuitton purse, and only got in because her dad paid for that building.
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