SPP - SEXUALLY PLEASUREABLE PISS

When you've held going to pee for so long that when you finally do you have an orgasmic experience.

Jen: Dudeee I've been so busy at work that I haven't had the time to go and pee. I think I'm buliding up a SPP - SEXUALLY PLEASUREABLE PISS
Ely: Well hold it in a little longer so it will feel uber good
Jen: yeahhhhh

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Straight People Privilege (SPP)

The advantage straight people get from not being distracted by people of the same sex.

Damn that girl on the other team is so hot, I hate being distracted by this. I hate Straight People Privilege (SPP).

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Sweet Poon Pics (SPP)

Super cutty pictures that involve sweet poon and are intended for audience seeking excitement. Usually amazing and brighten ones day. People in SPP usually are unaware of the good deed they are taking apart in. SPP's are excellent in beginning Old Fashioned's.

I've seen everything on Redtube and I feel I just can't connect to people I don't know. You went to to the nude beach last weekend, got any Sweet Poon Pics (SPP)?

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#SPP

Short People Problems

Her: I couldn’t hang the lights by myself I’m too short

Him: that sucks #SPP

SPPS

small pp syndrome.

created to insult a certain man's ego

"You have SPPS"
"I can prove you wrong"
"Please Don't"

SPP

Short hand for “Scenic Piss Point”. Typically requested for on road trips or hikes through exceptionally beautiful areas.

James: “Hey pull over, this looks like a good place for an SPP”
Toby: “True, this is a solid SPP”