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Why the fuck are you looking at Stanford? You know you have no chance of getting into the damn school!
Me: Do you think Stanford will accept me?
Friend: Hell no! You have a 5.0 GPA! Thats not even close to their expectations
Me: But thats the highest possible score you could get
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it is the nauseating feeling you get when you drink your first shot of alcohol.
me: man I am feeling stanford.
friend: better get to a bathroom.
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Genius of a person, usually pretty cool person, googles everything, asks a lot of questions, answers teachers questions, very lazy, hates stats
Hey isn't that Stanford??
It is when you are obsessed about Stanford and keep saying "Stanford! Stanford! I got into Stanford!!"
Nosey: "I GOT INTO STANFORD! OMG OMG! Stanford! It's Stanford!!"
Isra: "We get it. Stop Stanfording!"
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ITT: A bunch of elitist butthurt retards.
Person 1: I'm so awesome, I got to Stanford. Everyone be jealous of me because I go to Stanford! You all just wish you could go to Stanford. etc.
Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.
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